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It can buy a house, but not a home. It can buy a bed, but not sleep. It can buy a clock, but not time. It can buy you a book, but not knowledge. It can buy you a position, but not respect. It can buy you medicine, but not health. It can buy you blood, but not life. Money is NOT everything! I am sending you this message because I am your friend. I care about you greatly and I do not want to see you in pain. My Dear Friend...end your suffering now. Send me all of your money and I will do your suffering for you. I will pick up your burden and offer you relief from your pain. Do it today and you will be happier. No need to thank me. After all, what are friends for? Cash and checks are accepted. NO CREDIT CARDS, PLEASE!

Your Caring Friend, Me